What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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