I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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