I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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