____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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