Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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