I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she told me i tasted like america
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
