Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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