How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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