so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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