I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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