You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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