so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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