There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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