if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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