i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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