im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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