Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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