It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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