My brain says no but my pants say off.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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