i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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