just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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