awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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