he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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