just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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