We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
