And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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