Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I need moral support for this bender
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
