I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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