Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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