i just google imaged poop.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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