Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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