try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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