I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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