The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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