I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So much rum. So many feels.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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