He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he puts the penis in happiness.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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