what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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