everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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