Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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