She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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