A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yo dont text me then not text me
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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