how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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