dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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