Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I faked an abortion last night.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
