with your own penis?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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