maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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