Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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