this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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