Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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