She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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