i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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