Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
