Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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