Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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