Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would ride that face into the sunset
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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