Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I puked a lego.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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