The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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